The Missionary Position – Cover Your Dick

December 28, 2012

When is it ok for a man to question his girlfriends birth control habits? It’s her body & she’s the one who has to pop the pill or whatev, but he still ends up a father if she’s careless…. Hard for a straight male feminist to be safely PC on.

 -Anonymous

Whether you’re fucking a long-term partner, or some skank you just met at a bar, you should be able to ask about her birth control habits if you’re planning to stick your dick in her snatch.   It’s also a good idea to find out how a partner feels about abortion before you go firing sperm torpedoes into her fertility zone.

While decisions about birth control and unplanned pregnancies are ultimately made by the female, I do think that (at a bare minimum) the men involved should be able to ask questions and voice their opinions.  If your girlfriend freaks out when you bring up such topics, I would dump the bitch.  Otherwise you run the risk of knocking up some chick who doesn’t give a fuck about your feelings/opinions regarding the fetus you’ll accidentally plant in her someday.

This isn’t an issue of “politically correct” conversation; it’s an issue of covering your ass (or in this case, your dick).  If you’re worried about accidentally knocking up some chick, either wrap up that feminist cock of yours, or keep it in your pants.

 

~The Missionary Position is a sex/relationship advice column.  Questions are answered by Ajé Summerly who is a sexuality enthusiast & consultant.  To submit a question, email Ajé at theburrozine@gmail.com

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