Eat my spunk

May 17, 2013

How can I make a girl to swallow my come?
Many girls hate it but I don’t understand why.
-Swallow My Load

I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt here, SML, and assume that when you’re asking the women you date to swallow, you do it by expressing to them that it turns you on rather than asking them in a way that insinuates they should love it because all of your favorite porn stars do.

With that being said, most of the complaints I’ve heard from women who don’t like to swallow say it is due to the taste of the semen.  I can’t say I blame them as most diets don’t contribute to a delicious flavor.  However, diets that are low in meat and high in fruit seem to make come a bit more tasty.  A friend of mine (who loves to swallow) did a year-long test with her partner trying to find the best food for semen flavoring.  Her research resulted in her belief that a vegan diet produces the best tasting come, especially when her partner ate pineapple on a regular basis.

You stated that you don’t understand why “many girls hate” eating come, and that makes me wonder if you, yourself, have ever given it a try.  If you haven’t, you might want to give it a little taste the next time after you masturbate just to see what you’re actually working with.  If you find it displeasing, well then, you can’t really blame the girls in your life for not liking it either.  If you taste yourself and still don’t see what the big deal is, then it’s time to look into options for making that request more appealing.

There are currently a wide variety of flavored lubricants and gels that are designed to make the tastes associated with oral sex more tolerable.  There is also a fairly new item on the market called Masque.  It’s a flavor strip that dissolves in your mouth (kind of like Listerine breath strips), and is designed to enhance the sweet flavors involved with fellatio, and mask the bitter flavors (like the taste of semen) making it easier for many people to swallow a wad of hot come.  It’s available in four flavors online at www.yourmasque.com.

However, it’s possible that flavor has nothing to do with it.  As much as I love to suck cock, I can’t bring myself to swallow spunk.  I would love to be a swallower, but every time a guy shoots his load in my mouth it feels exactly like someone just spit a warm lugie on my tongue, and it takes all my focus to keep from vomiting.  The only way around this is to ejaculate when I’m deep-throating, but I don’t recommend doing that without permission, SML, unless you want your dick bitten off.

~The Missionary Position is a sex/relationship advice column.  Questions are answered by Ajé Summerly who is a sexuality enthusiast & consultant.  To submit a question, email Ajé at tmp@theburrozine.com

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